Joyner Events

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Edd and two friends laying a long table outside before lunch.

I run events for independent restaurants.

On software that I build.

I take each event from first enquiry through to function sheet. Your team looks after your guests on the day.

I run events for Cafe Linea in Chelsea.

How it worksClose

1The playbook

We start by putting together a document which covers everything I need to know about your restaurant: your spaces, menus, prices and policies, how you run a service, what you offer guests, what I can agree with a client and what I need to check with you.

The Harbour House

Events playbook

Spaces & menusBookings & depositsService & teamPolicies & decisions

From the enquiry section

Before we quote

  • Guest numbers and occasion
  • Date, timings and preferred space
  • Availability in the calendar

Anything outside the agreed offer goes to the owner before we commit.

Illustrative layoutThe Harbour House · demonstration venue · all data fictional

2First events

Then we run a few events together, building the software around your team, your space and the experience you want your guests to have.

The app will be in your branding. As we use it, you can tell me what’s working and what you’d like me to change.

Your team will have full access to upcoming events and know what to expect.

The Harbour House

Upcoming events

15 Sep · 7:30pm

Confirmed

Birthday dinner

Restaurant table · 10 guests

Harbour Dinner · 1 vegan, 1 pescatarian

Client bringing a birthday cake.

22 Sep · 7–11pm

Confirmed

Board dinner

Exclusive hire · 55 guests

Bespoke menu

6 Oct · 7–9pm

Awaiting reply

Team dinner

The Gallery · 26 guests

Menu still to confirm

Illustrative layout

3Ongoing

After that I join your inbox and start handling enquiries (with your oversight until you’re happy with the approach).

You get reports as often as you want them: the events delivered, the spend against your minimums, how quickly enquiries were answered and what your guests said.

Your client gets a clear record of what is agreed. The floor and kitchen get the details they need for service.

The Harbour House · example documents

What your client has agreed.

Client confirmation · selected details

Corporate dinner

Tuesday 29 September 2026 · 67 guests

Arrival
6:00pm, dinner from 6:30pm
Minimum spend
£6,500 including food, drink and service
Deposit
£1,000 paid

Still to confirm

Decorations

Read the full client confirmation

What the floor team needs for service.

Front of house · selected details

The room and service

Corporate dinner · 67 guests

6:00pm
Welcome drinks and a short prizegiving at the entrance.
6:30pm
Guests seated. Bread and water down, dinner service begins.
9:00pm
Space back. Don’t rush the room.

Terrace tables stay open for walk-ins.

Read the full front of house sheet

What the kitchen is preparing.

Kitchen · selected details

Main courses confirmed

Corporate dinner · 67 guests

Chicken schnitzel
35
Dietary chicken
1
Wild garlic risotto
31

Front of house has the seating plan identifying the dietary chicken and the other dietary guests.

Read the full kitchen sheet
The Harbour House · demonstration venue · all data fictional
About meClose
Edward Joyner, in a restaurant.

Unlike my extroverted colleagues, I spend most of my time on computers. Even so, I dropped out of my computer science degree to go all in on a career in hospitality (clearly my time at the local Beefeater had left a good impression).

This meant moving to London, and, without really knowing what I was signing up for, taking a commis waiter position at the Lecture Room at sketch. When I arrived it was so hierarchical and militant I thought I might have accidentally joined the army. I was the youngest and only English member of the team and could not believe the seriousness and perfectionism of everyone there. Shortly after I left, they gained their third Michelin star.

A few long years later I found myself managing a 120 cover service at Jason Atherton’s flagship, Pollen Street Social in Mayfair.

In 2020 I joined Sally Clarke at Clarke’s in Notting Hill, just as the first lockdown began and the restaurant was forced to close. It was the first time I could combine my love of computers with my restaurant work. Sally was brave enough to trust me with building an online shop so that her regulars (some of whom had been coming since the restaurant opened over forty years ago) could still eat her food at home. This online business grew to include the wholesale bakery and Clarke’s own shop, sending hampers nationwide and passing £400,000 in sales over the next two years. When the restaurant reopened we ran over 300 events a year.

In 2024 I had a coffee with Greg and Felicity Godik about the opening of Cafe Linea in Chelsea. Two years on, I run the events, recruitment and off-site catering and build the software behind it all. I do this remotely from home in west Wales, where I live with my wife and baby.

Guests at the same long table after it has been laid, under the bunting.

Afterwards

What hosts wrote after their private events at Cafe Linea, Chelsea.

If you think we could be a good fit, I’d love to hear from you.

There’s no commitment and no upfront cost.